The Life and Times of A Half-Caste Kid: Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Skux

Anti-Skux

Dear God,

Please don't let the effects of my excessive drug and alcohol abuse end in Charlie Sheen Anti-Skukkyness.

And we all say...

Amen.

Insane Aussie drivers - you do not deserve to be behind the wheel if you're a rude hoon.
My lappy's lack of sound is driving me to the brink of insanity. I want ya back!
Zumba. My sister takes a Hot Hula class now, Zumba is sooooo last month girl.
Cover letters. There's only so much self-proclaiming I can do. Don't make me show you my Dougie.
Facebook games. No, I don't want to add to your Farm, Restaurant or help you find something for your silly little Mafia War. I have more important stalking to do, thanks.