'She Didn't Want To Disappoint'



"I want to see the Pope wearing my t-shirt" - Madonna

"Just because I have my standards, they think I'm a bitch" - Diana Ross

"You have to put up with the risk of being misunderstood if you're going to try and communicate"

- Edie Sedgwick

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again" - Elizabeth Taylor

"Your booty might be bigger /

But I can still pull your nigga"

- Erykah Badu (Booty, 1997)

"I don't care if my skull ends up on a shelf, as long as my name's on it" - Debbie Harry of Blondie

"Don't be a hard rock, when you really are a gem/

Baby girl, respect is just a minimum"

- Lauryn Hill (Doo Wop [That Thing], 1998)

Not getting all feminist on yo' asses.

Just some bad ass bitches, for da bitches.

Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen

Skux

Anti-Skux

Dear God,

Please don't let the effects of my excessive drug and alcohol abuse end in Charlie Sheen Anti-Skukkyness.

And we all say...

Amen.

Sup Melbourne

My two weeks here so far in a nutshell...

Welcoming Committee



Big sister's daily to-do-lists

(I wish they looked like this)

  

Quality time with the whanau

Pre wedding stress



The marriage of these two beautiful people xx

Gary & Georgina Seaward

Getting drunk in nice clothes

Teary eyed goodbyes as my siblings and family all flew home

Ta daaaa

Application forms for Africa - tax number, drivers license, key card, job apps, sim card, internet - I've never spelt my name so many times in a week

  

My two favourite websites at the mo

My new flatty - 6-year-old Jeremiah has been keeping me entertained with knock knock jokes and Lego til I find mates my own age. Someone similar to...



This guy. He looks like he's down for a good time.

Safe to say my social life is far from what it was in Akl for now; I fell asleep watching Wall-E next to my 2-year-old flatty Eli on Saturday night - holla. I did however wake up to a shots party - got blind drunk with Georgie, Gary, his sister and her partner on our own disgusting concoctions of shots. Went to a pool bar and stole a shaker. Successful night I'd say.

Miss the crew and my family to the maxxx. But woohoo, I'm finally here. Ssssssup Melbourne.